Upgrade me!

Posted on 20 March 2012


I lose things a lot. Keys, wallet, phone. I live alone and have no landline so there’s no ringing my phone to find it or anyone around remember where I last had my keys.

I’ve thought of a solution though. We should install my phone in my arm. And replace all locks with PINs or passwords. We should also implant my credit card chip under my skin somewhere convenient.

I mean, this idiot put an ear on his arm in the name of art (*cough* gimmick *cough), so I should be able to have something actually useful.

Like this chick:

Or this guy:

It would be so convenient. The only real question is why doesn’t this exist already. And what sort of styles I’d be able to choose from.

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